Get it? Got it? Good…. Over to you

See, isn’t hard is it? It’s like Truth or Dare – but less faffing around and more clothes coming off.

We’ve got plenty of Dares in the Dossier good to go – but we’ll start you guys off easy…

DARE #3: Put ‘Kick Me’ on someone’s back…

The skinny: It’s a classic Bart Simpson move. We want photo evidence, how long they had it on for and how many people kicked them. Style points available for changing ‘Kick’ to something more inventive….

The Deadline… 2am tonight – because who the hell thinks the day ends at midnight?